List of Evil Forces in the Universe:
1. Hitler
2. Osama
3. The Dallas Cowboys
4. The New York Yankees
5. The Philadelphia Eagles
Final Score: Redskins 17, Eagles 12
Today, the Redskins vanquished evil. That’s a very good thing. Sleep well, children. Oh yeah, we’re in first place and going to the Super Bowl!
Bruce's Blog (til I come up with a catchier name) 
Firstly, you forgot Darth Vader. Disappointing.
Now you have seriously moved to the dark side, as your current quarterback was from Philly. I KNOW how much you hate Philly.
Let the darkness engulf your football soul.
p.s. my Panthers lost again 😦