To Hell with My Zen-Like Trance…We’re Ridding the World of Evil

Posted on October 4, 2010 by Bruce Robertson

List of Evil Forces in the Universe:

1. Hitler
2. Osama
3. The Dallas Cowboys
4. The New York Yankees
5. The Philadelphia Eagles

Final Score: Redskins 17, Eagles 12

Today, the Redskins vanquished evil. That’s a very good thing. Sleep well, children. Oh yeah, we’re in first place and going to the Super Bowl!

About Bruce Robertson

Bruce Robertson is an amateur writer and professional provocateur
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1 Response to To Hell with My Zen-Like Trance…We’re Ridding the World of Evil

  1. Jules says:
    October 4, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    Firstly, you forgot Darth Vader. Disappointing.
    Now you have seriously moved to the dark side, as your current quarterback was from Philly. I KNOW how much you hate Philly.
    Let the darkness engulf your football soul.
    p.s. my Panthers lost again 😦

    Reply

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